Thursday, March 8, 2007

We Got No Jobs, No Food....OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!!

Well, all I have to say is "SON OF A BITCH!!!" How sad are the Falcons that they continually gather up Saint rejects? And not only that, but Saintly Saints....the best of the best Saints. First, it was Bobby Hebert...damn. Then, it was Morten Anderson...double damn. Now, Joe freakin' Horn? Are you kidding me?

Look, I was 100% okay...check that...99.34% okay with the Saints releasing Joe this offseason. And, the remaining 0.66% of my unsuredness had to be the Falcon Factor. Those sons a bitches...I knew it would happen. They always do it. The sad thing is, if Joe thought he was growing unhappy here, wait until he gets more passes leading him into 230 lb. safeties from Mike "It's Just Aquafina" Vick.

Joe, I hope you finish your career a happy player. I hope things work out well with the Falcons, because you deserve it. You were a great player here in New Orleans, and my undeniable man-crush on you kept me watching the Saints through the Aaron Brooks era. Guh...gives me shivers just thinking about that. By the way, how's that little project working out for you, Raiders? No...not good? Oh...nanny, nanny boo boo.

4 comments:

Katie said...

Adam, I completely agree. I was afraid of Joe going to the dark side and apparently it has happened. I have to say though, it is a treat to have three blogs so close together.

In a nutsack... said...

Well, I feel inspired. I might start blogging in shorter bursts...shorter blogs mean quicker reading, but that also means more sets of mental gymnastics to come up with quippier, more satsifyin' readin'. Oh, well.

Chris said...

Your nutsack makes me laugh!! Who do you think the Saints should draft??

In a nutsack... said...

I don't know...they pick 27th or 28th in this year's draft, and that makes it tough to get a sure starter on defense. But, it may be done.

Hopefully, I'll have an analysis of what the Saints have done and what they still need to do to get them back to the NFC Championship.