According to Wrigleyville23, who is posting an "according to the New York Post" (ewwwwwww), the New York Post believes the Cubs could put Mr. Met (that's Carlos's new name, thanks to Wrigleyville23) up on the auction block. In a similar story, the Mets' giant erection just reached climax.
I don't know what to make of this, because the New York Post believes that the region it serves is the only region in the vast universe worthy of coverage. But, if Mr. Met were traded to the Mets, I'd be in favor of the deal if it included the Cubs getting Mike Pelfrey and and another prospect in exchange. That is all.