Thursday, June 7, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Pie is Good

In a related story, the Cubs are also good when Felix Pie plays baseball games for them--to the tune of a 3-1 record since his recall from AAA Iowa. Since being called up by the Cubs, (The New) King Felix is a strong 8 for 20, hitting .400 with 1 HR, 3 RBI and 1 SB. Just yesterday, Felix went 3 for 5 with a single, double and HR, 3 RBI and a stolen base. His 3-run HR in yesterday's contest sparked the victory for the Cubs. Oh, yeah...Carlos Zambrano was on, getting a win in the decision.

This is an open cry to the Chicago Cubs National League Ballclub to keep Felix up for good this time. Adding him to outfield automatically raises the profile of the defense and the lineup. He's a true five-tool player (remember the other guy?) and will add to a push to the National League Central Division Championship. Let's just hope Donut Boy can take a breath from shoveling pastries in his face to drop Jock Jones from the roster and add a bullpen arm. God help us.

2 comments:

Wrigleyville said...

Mmmm, Pie. He looks much more comfortable than the first time he was up - like he knows he's staying.

In a Nutsack said...

Man, I really hope that he's here for good. Hendry said so, and we know how he takes his time making decisions...hopefully, this is one that sticks.