Today, Mr. and Mrs. Nutsack travel East in an attempt to purchase a new truck, preferably a Toyota Tacoma PreRunner. Wish us luck, as I really hate dealing with cheesedicks and a-holes, especially when it comes to my hard earned money. Hopefully, though, the good people at the dealership and I will find some kind of compromise and I can roll through my neighborhood flossin' my icies in my...oh, forget it. Just wish us luck.
UPDATE 1.0: IN AN IRONICALLY RELATED STORY, WRIGLEYVILLE23 IS REPORTING THAT THE CUBS AND CARLOS ZAMBRANO HAVE AGREED TO TERMS ON A LONG-TERM DEAL.
UPDATE 2.0: IN A COMPLETELY UNRELATED STORY, I KEEP HEARING THE WORD "VACAY," AS IN AN ABBREVIATED FORM OF THE WORD "VACATION." PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE ALL THINGS HOLY, STOP USING THIS WORD. I BLAME HOLLYWOOD...COMMUNIST BASTARDS.