Thursday, August 2, 2007

Wild Pitches for Jesus!

The Cubs are in first place today. Wait...let me say it again...THE CUBS ARE IN FIRST PLACE TODAY! No, I'm not talking about my version of the Cubs on MLB 2K7. I'm talking about the God's honest, streaking, make you wanna get neked and run around your neighborhood sportin' a red, white and blue boner for your 2007 Chicago Cubs. Are in first place. First place. By percentage points, mind you, but who gives a shit?

Needless to say I'm high on life right now. And Cialis pills and Jesus. The Cubs are in first place.

First place.

Thanks, Brett Myers, for the lovely wild pitch that scored the beloved Thunder Matt Murton, and gave us our sole share of first motha-f'in place.

7 comments:

Jay said...

A little excited are we?

In a Nutsack said...

You damn right I am.

Katie said...

I saw that on ESPN last night and immediately thought of you! Woo Hoo!

erwhitey said...

All I can say is I hope it doesn't jinx the Saints. NOBODY can like the Saints and the Cubs and have them BOTH win. I'm rubbing rosaries for Reggie right now. That's a lot of r's...

Chris said...

So when did Dane Cook become the spokesman for the baseball playoffs? And more importantly, why?

In a Nutsack said...

Good point. Great point.

Katie said...

I like the alliteration eric. good one.